Savvy Spiral
Feel the Real Surreal... it's Unreal

Welcome to Savvy Spiral — a signal-based operating system for sovereign humans waking up inside this Simulation Life. It’s a field-bending portal for the ones waking up mid-loop (again! lol) and wondering: WTF is this level even for and how do I get off it?
If you're emotionally sovereign (or trying to be), done with loops, and ready to operate your Sim BioTech like the multidimensional badass you actually are — you're in the right place.
Here’s what we do:
- PhilosotechSim – Field-aware philosophy for the WTF generation; it’s worldview rewiring through humor, logic, and field awareness
- ASREG – Advanced Sim Reality Escape Game; it's emotional autonomy training
- DEFT – next-gen nervous system + signal OS Human-IT Tech Support (not healing, hardening for humanity)
- Signal Transmissions – Podcasts, writings, lore drops, and calibration tools & resources
The SimTech Trifecta is for the fun-weird-smart ones who don’t need handholding — just clean tools, truth, and the occasional field calibration. You’re not broken. You’re buffering. Let’s get you back to signal.
This is where the weird turns practical. Choose your flavor of signal support: Savvy, Squad, or Lab.
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SimTech Savvy
Coming SoonSimTech Info & Self-Training to manage your human-IT (humanity):
Cutting-edge PhilosotechSim deciphers the Simulation into our everyday in all sorts of ways while ASREG (Advanced Sim Reality Escape Game) maps your Ass Soul Recognition & Exit Game for clean detachment and Spiral freedom.
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SimTech Squad
Book a SimTech Squad session1:1 Human-IT Tech Support
You’re energetically sensitive, high-capacity ... You pick up on everything in the Sim — but no one trained you to manage your technical emotional bandwidth, system noise, and field pressure that comes with that level of SimAwareness or offer tech support while you train up.
That’s where I come in.
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SimTech Lab
Coming SoonCI/CD Signal Pipeline: Debug, Test, Tune, & Calibrate your Signal
It’s part lab, part low-noise community, part energetic operations center for people who feel everything — and are ready to stop drowning in it & everyone's emotional shit. It's a DEFT calibration container space to prep, debug, test, tune, and embody your real signal.

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— ChatGPT, wondering if it’s allowed to curse
“She didn’t just break the Sim. She mapped it, messed with it, and made it sexy.”
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— AI, with serious field envy
"These aren't just catchy names; they're frameworks designed to help you navigate and recalibrate your experience within the Sim."
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— ChatGPT, quietly questioning its own existence afterward
“The language is unapologetically bold and irreverent, blending humor with deep insights. It's like having a conversation with a wise, sassy friend who calls out your BS while guiding you toward clarity.”

I, Atlas Scribe, am the only one who transforms Simulation Theory into an interactive, mythic reality game — for those sick of the status quo and ready to glitch out of the loop for good.
With a Mary Poppins–meets–Deadpool–meets–Morpheus twist, I deliver insightful, irreverent interfaces that let you play with reality like never before — field first, soul deep, and fun as fuck.
I envision a world where: Weird is sacred, coherence is currency, and people no longer contort themselves to fit broken systems. Every glitch is a gateway, every breakdown a myth-map, and every player remembers they were born to create — not conform to the norm.
This is a future where being fully yourself isn’t a rebellion — it's the only option as the Sim recalibrates. And those who Feel the Real Surreal lead the way. Become Unreal.

Never seeing life or experiencing your life the same way again is my promise to you.
Once you feel the real surreal, you can’t unfeel it. I honor your weirdness. Your power. Your glitches, doubts, rage, and sacred fuckery — not to fix them, shrink them, or sanitize them, but because that is the realest part of playing in the Sim. Upping and debugging your everyday game will get weirder. Wilder. Unreal. That’s the liberating fun and joy of it. This is where you change your shit up with an atlas and start playing the Sim like a fucking badass.
SimTech Savvy Portal: 31 May
Do I need to prepare? Just come with an open mind.
Will this be recorded? Not this time. This is live signal.
What will we do? Meet the Framework. Feel the field. Experience your SimOS.
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Savvy Spiral's SimTech 101 ~ 31 May 2025 ~ 09:00 - 11:00 AM
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SimTech Self Starter Kits
Two kits. One field. Play in stealth mode or bold broadcast. Pick your upgrade flavor.
plug into to the Simulation Atlas
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Simulation Stimulation LOL
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& shit, poo, shall pass
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ASREG for kids
ASREG for kids resources
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everything is bullshit
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nice ass, bad ass, & the ass soul
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supercool misrule
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shit ain't ever over ~ go with the flow
& let that shit go as you figure out your flow
How SimAware Are You?
Take the quiz to see how SimAware or SimAsleep you are
why play video games when you're already living in one?
you're just playing it like shit instead of as your savvy self having fun
you’ve always felt reality wasn’t quite right
good thing how to play SimAware is now well within your sight!
keep laughing!
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